Palpatophora gracilis

“Slender palp-bearer”
Kingdom
Microsynthera
Phylum
Plasticae
Class
Occlupanida
Order
Toxodenta
Genus
Palpatophora
Species
gracilis
External morphology

Size 20 mm x 21 mm

Rare in the wild due to its thin fragile hooks, P. gracilis has mostly been found on abandoned park benches, concrete patios, and other outdoor park locations. Speculations that this is somehow a juvenile form of P. utiliformis are the result of fever-dreams from overwrought developmental biologists, and should be remedied with plenty of  bed rest and soup.