Corrugata:

Collatus mysteriosa

Classification

Kingdom: Microsynthera
Phylum: Plasticae
Class: Occlupania
Order: Corrugata
Family:
Genus: Collatus
Species: mysteriosa

Distinguishing Characteristics:

Dentitial Processes: 3 large lobes in constricted oral groove.
External Processes: 4 minute tabes

Size:
Colors: translucent white.
Markings: none.
Other: slightly caved in sides.

Host Organisms: rubber bands on broccoli.
Life and Habits: A most disturbing find, with serious repercussions in the microsyntherology discipline. Not only was it found on a rubber band as opposed to plastic, but it has also been "tagged" by what HORG has conjectured to be a rival group of systemicists. So far only one has ever been found.
Specimens: 1.