{"id":4201,"date":"2026-01-28T06:20:31","date_gmt":"2026-01-28T06:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.horg.com\/horg\/?page_id=4201"},"modified":"2026-03-06T07:06:55","modified_gmt":"2026-03-06T07:06:55","slug":"tempotortus-stipula","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.horg.com\/horg\/?page_id=4201","title":{"rendered":"Tempotortus stipula"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n
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Tempotortus stipula<\/h1>\n
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\"\"<\/a>\u201cLittle-stump time twister\u201d<\/div>\n
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Kingdom<\/dt>\n
Microsynthera<\/dd>\n
Phylum<\/dt>\n
Plasticae<\/dd>\n
Class<\/dt>\n
Lepistomella<\/dd>\n
Order<\/dt>\n
Chronovora<\/dd>\n
Family<\/dt>\n
Tempotortidae<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n
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Genus<\/dt>\n
Tempotortus<\/em><\/dd>\n
Species<\/dt>\n
T. stipula<\/em><\/dd>\n
External morphology<\/dt>\n<\/dl>\n

Adorably small. Stocky lateral palps at aboral edge. Size 5.8 mm x 4.4 mm.<\/p>\n

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Collected (our Legal Department hopes) in an ethical manner by an anonymous scholar known only as “MrCriminal”. This disarming Tempotortid was found attached to fake rolex watches in a jewelry store in Buffalo, NY. HORG Legal of course disavows any action that would cause the unauthorized removal of a Lepistomellid from its host, though our Accessions Department has prepared solid scientific evidence to back up the fact that sometimes these little guys just fall off on their own, and it was like that when we got here.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tempotortus stipula \u201cLittle-stump time twister\u201d Kingdom Microsynthera Phylum Plasticae Class Lepistomella Order Chronovora Family Tempotortidae Genus Tempotortus Species T. stipula External morphology Adorably small. Stocky lateral palps at aboral edge. Size 5.8 mm x 4.4 mm. Collected (our Legal Department hopes) in an ethical manner by an anonymous scholar known only as “MrCriminal”. This disarming […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4196,"parent":4124,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4201","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t