Discovered attached to a thick rubber band around broccoli, E. rugosa was found strangely “tagged”, sporting a large paper attachment. It is the theory of HORG occlupanologists that there is possibly a rogue group of rival systemicists roaming about the suburban landscape, performing their own synthetic taxonomy under the eye of the law. In any event, they provide a much-needed scapegoat for researchers here, whether they exist or not.