Psammofelis vexativus

“Annoying cat-sand”
Kingdom
Microsynthera
Phylum
Plasticae
Class
Occlupanida
Order
Orthogonidectes
Family
Planotectidae
Genus
Psammofelis
Species
P. vexativus
External morphology

Lateral palps. Size 43 mm X 33 mm

Specimen discovered in a drawer by B. Miller-Jacobson of Rochester. It was theorized to have been originally attached to bags of kitty litter, a conjecture which has been resoundly confirmed by several verified reports. Shares characteristics to both the Archignathidae and the Angulognathidae, making its taxonomic status hotly contested. It is hoped that future specimens of similar morphology can put the matter to rest.