Elasticaprehendus rugosa

“Wrinkled stretch-grasper”
Kingdom
Microsynthera
Phylum
Plasticae
Class
Occlupanida
Order
Corrugata
Genus
Elasticaprehendus
Species
rugosa
External morphology

Size 35 mm X 22 mm

Discovered attached to a thick rubber band around broccoli, E. rugosa was found strangely “tagged”, sporting a large paper attachment. It is the theory of HORG occlupanologists that there is possibly a rogue group of rival systemicists roaming about the suburban landscape, performing their own synthetic taxonomy under the eye of the law. In any event, they provide a much-needed scapegoat for researchers here, whether they exist or not.