Tempotortus pirataludicrum

“Pirate’s toy time twister”
Kingdom
Microsynthera
Phylum
Plasticae
Class
Occlupanida
Order
Orthogonidectes
Family
Archignathidae
Genus
Tempotortus
Species
pirataludicrum
External morphology

Incredibly small, Size 4mm X 6mm. Slight bulge around the aboral region. Shallow oral groove.

The smallest occlupanids yet known, genus Tempotortus inhabit a very specialized niche. They are only found wedged upon the knob used to wind European analog watches. This specimen was discovered at a toy store by a pirate. With a beard.